Charlie Sheen Wins!

Finally another celebrity goes crazy. Over the last few days, we have all gotten a dose of the drug that is Charlie Sheen. Although he is "sober" because he closed his eyes and made it so with the power of his mind, Charlie Sheen’s emotional sobriety is still in question.


Charlie’s breakdowns and absolutely psycho comments on Chuck Lorre, his ex-wife, his goddesses, the recent removal of his twin boys and life in general has acted as the well needed comic relief we all need in our lives. Charlie made witnessing his fall from grace much more effortless when he joined Twitter on March 1st. Within minutes of his descent from Mars into the Twitterverse, @CharlieSheen had more than 60,000 followers! The hashtags #Winning and #TigerBlood hit the trending topics. Charlie has said, “It's perfect. It's awesome. Every day is just filled with just wins. All we do is put wins in the record books. We win so radically in our underwear before our first cup of coffee, it's scary." And surprisingly, Charlie was right! @CharlieSheen’s follower currently stands at 1,236,753 and he has won the Guinness World Record for the “Fastest Time to Reach 1 Million Followers.” He also holds the record for “Highest Paid TV Actor Per Episode-Current” at $1.25 million but...he's now unemployed.

So for now, the unemployed everywhere can have the self-proclaimed “Unemployed Winner” as their leader but how long can Charlie ride on his mercury surfboard? Where will this media tsunami take him? All we can do is sit back, grab some snacks, wait for the storm to hit and if we’re lucky we may get to see the spill of some tiger blood. 

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